Okay, so, like, the other day, I saw this title, right? “woman flashes boobs at hockey game.” And I was like, “Okay, hold up. Gotta see what’s up with that.” Not in a creepy way, I swear! Just, you know, curious.
First things first, I googled that sucker. Obviously. Tons of links, mostly clickbait garbage, and news articles about the incident. Skimmed through a few, got the basic gist: Some chick at a hockey game, probably drunk, lifted her shirt. Cops got involved. The end.
But that wasn’t enough for me. I wanted to dig deeper. Find the real story, ya know? So I hit up Reddit. Figured someone there would have the juicy details. And boom! Jackpot. Found a thread on some sketchy subreddit, buried deep.
- Started reading through the comments. People were losing their minds. Some were like, “Good for her!” Others were all, “Disgusting! Think of the children!”
- Found a few links to blurry, pixelated videos. Watched them. Couldn’t really see much. Mostly just a bunch of excited dudes yelling.
- Someone posted a link to a forum where they were trying to identify the woman. Creepy AF. Noped out of that real quick.
Next, I decided to try and find some “official” sources. Went to the hockey team’s website. Nothing. Checked the local news websites. A couple of articles, but nothing groundbreaking.
Then, I thought, “What about Twitter?” Searched for keywords like “hockey,” “flashing,” and the city where the game was played. Found a bunch of tweets about the incident, mostly from people who were at the game. A few of them had pictures and videos, but they were all pretty low quality.
Honestly, after all that digging, I didn’t really learn anything new. Just confirmed that, yeah, a woman flashed at a hockey game. People freaked out. The end. But hey, at least I can say I did my research, right?
The whole thing kinda bummed me out, to be honest. Like, why is this even news? People do dumb stuff all the time. Why does it matter that it happened at a hockey game? Anyway, that’s my investigation. Hope you enjoyed it. Or, you know, found it mildly interesting. Whatever.
