Okay, so the title “one horse 2 guys” popped up, and, well, my curiosity got the better of me. I figured, what the heck, let’s dive in and see what this is all about.
The Deep Dive Begins
First things first, I fired up my browser. Gotta start somewhere, right? Typed in the phrase, hit enter, and…bam! A whole bunch of stuff came up. Mostly, it was pointing towards that video. You know, the one everyone talks about but nobody really talks about.
I clicked on a few links, mostly forums and discussion boards. People were, uh, describing it. Let’s just say the descriptions were…vivid. I was starting to get a pretty good idea of what I was in for, and honestly, a part of me was like, “Nope, turn back now!” But the other part, the stubborn, curious part, was like, “We’ve come this far, let’s see this through!”
Brace for Impact
I finally found a link that seemed…legit? Or as legit as a link to something like this could be. I took a deep breath, clicked, and…well, there it was.
I won’t go into the gory details. I mean, you can find it yourself if you’re really that interested (or masochistic). But let’s just say it involved one horse, two guys, and…activities. Activities that I’m pretty sure were not approved by any veterinarian association, anywhere.
- My initial reaction? Shock, mostly.
- Then, a bit of nausea. Okay, a lot of nausea.
- And finally, a sort of bewildered, “Why did I do this to myself?” feeling.
The Aftermath
I closed the tab. Closed the browser. Stared at my desktop wallpaper for a good five minutes, contemplating my life choices.
I grabbed my phone, texted a friend, “Dude, do NOT Google ‘one horse 2 guys’.” Of course, that probably just made him more curious, but hey, at least I tried to warn someone.
So, that’s my story. My journey into the depths of internet weirdness. Did I learn anything? Yeah, I learned that some things are better left unseen. And that sometimes, curiosity really does kill the cat…or at least, makes it want to take a very, very long shower.
