Okay, so, I saw this game the other day called “Infinite Craft” and thought I’d give it a try. It’s one of those games where you mix stuff to make new things. I was just messing around, you know, seeing what I could come up with, when I stumbled upon something interesting. I figured out how to make “gay.” Yeah, you heard that right, “gay,” like, the actual concept. Pretty wild, huh?
So, I started with the basics, just like everyone else. You got your water, fire, earth, and wind. Standard stuff, right? I mixed some water and wind, just to see what would happen. Boom, I made a lake and a storm. It wasn’t super exciting, but I kept going.
Then I got a little more adventurous. I combined water and smoke, which, to my surprise, made fog. I thought, “Okay, cool, what can I do with fog?” I tried mixing fog with planet, and I got Venus. I know right, who would have thought? I felt pretty good about it, to be honest. So, here’s where things get interesting. I tried mixing Venus and mud – I made mud earlier but I forgot how, sorry – and believe it or not, I made Adam. Yeah, like, the biblical Adam. I was pretty shocked, I’m not gonna lie. And if you combine Adam and earth, you get man.
- Water + Wind = Lake & Storm
- Smoke + Water = Fog
- Planet + Fog = Venus
- Venus + Mud = Adam
- Adam + Earth = Man
Making Gay
So, after figuring out how to make a man, I tried a bunch of other things. It took a while, and I mean a while, but I eventually put two and two together. Well, actually, I put two men together. And guess what? It made “gay.” No joke. I was just trying random stuff, and it worked. I felt like a genius, even though it was probably just luck. I also crafted marriage, but I forgot how I crafted it, sorry. But I can say that combining man and marriage can also make gay.
Anyways, I thought it was a pretty cool discovery, so I wanted to share it. It’s not every day you figure out how to make a concept like “gay” in a video game. I’m still playing around with the game, seeing what else I can come up with. Who knows what I’ll find next? Maybe I’ll figure out how to make “straight” or something. We’ll see. But for now, I’m just happy I figured out how to make “gay.” It’s the little things, you know?
